The Emo Fashion Guide provides emo clothing and accessory tips to anybody who is concerned with how to dress emo. I will try to report on emo hairstyles, clothing and t-shirts, bitchin' accessories, gay-ass makeup and other "emo look" essentials. As a disclaimer, my definition of emo fashion may differ from yours. The emo styles I select are based on my own personal sense of style.

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Fine Women's Underwear and Other Cute Underthings for Sexy Indie Chicks

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Hot underwear of the female persuasion
I see paris. I see france. I see some fucking awesome underpants! As your self appointed underground fashion authority, I see it as my duty and my privelege to introduce you girls to the Chicago design powerhouse that is Arlo. Their foray into indie fashion, I See France, comes out with the hottest, most stylish women's underwear and (and other cute underthings) for chicks that you'll never see in person.

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Posted on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 11:20PM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments1 Comment

"Berlin" Limited Edition Emo Style T-Shirts

EmoShirt_NativeInstrument-thumb.jpgNative Instruments, the German company that is well known for their studio production software synthesizers and samplers, released a series of four t-shirts representing four different musical vibes straight out of the pulsating city of Berlin.

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Posted on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 11:27PM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments1 Comment

"Hermaphrodite" T-Shirt for the (bi)Sexual Individualist

EmoShirt_Lafraise8-Hermapho.jpgWho says we all need to fit into nice, neat little categories predetermined by the social order? Why should some crusty old man sitting behind a desk be able to force round pegs into square holes, choosing for us the lifestyle he thinks we should live based on these boxes?

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Posted on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 05:29AM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments13 Comments

"Fish In A Blender" Emo Shirt

EmoShirt_Lafraise4-FishInBlender-Small.gifThere are times when we all feel like fish stuck in a blender: knowing that our fate has been diminished to nothing more than being made into a seafood daiquiri, our life sacrificed to feed someone else’s guilty pleasure.

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Posted on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 03:14PM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments16 Comments

Scribble T-Shirt For the Complicated Emo

EmoShirt_Lafraise7-MyLife-Small.gifSo when is it perfectly ok to wear your heart on a sleave and let everbody know that your life's a mess and you're losing your grip on reality? When you can look perfectly sexy and fashionable doing it of course!

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Posted on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 at 06:58AM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments14 Comments | References1 Reference

Wear Your Emo Music Proudly With the Indestructable iPod Beatbuckle!

This accessory is a must for all the emo boys & girls of the world who have a mad love affair with music--and their iPods--and aren't afraid to show it. At the same time this is one of the gayest things I've ever seen, it's one of the most clever.

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Posted on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 at 09:30PM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments30 Comments

Emo Fashion Whores, Check Out These Bitchin' Shoes

You've got a wardrobe to envy. Tight-fitting indie shirts, denim that shoes off your nonexistent ass and the coolest aviator sunglasses in the West. What's missing from this picture? A pair of rad-ass shoes that nobody else has.

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Posted on Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 08:56PM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments123 Comments

The First Emo Makeover Is Ready... At Last

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for has arrived... Welcome to the first ever emo makeover. This is the very first in a long line of exclusive fashion treatments to come. As you will soon see, we tranformed a star kinkos employee who wears pens in his ear into a bona-fide emo boy.

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Posted on Saturday, October 29, 2005 at 04:30AM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments363 Comments