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23Apr

Emo Fashion Whores, Check Out These Bitchin' Shoes

You've got a wardrobe to envy. Tight-fitting indie shirts, denim that shoes off your nonexistent ass and the coolest aviator sunglasses in the West. What's missing from this picture? A pair of rad-ass shoes that nobody else has.

There's three things I hate about today's fashions: Generic clothes showing no personality, rampant conformism and the utter innatttention to details that plagues the American fashion aesthetic. In Europe (at least in Paris), there were clothing styles to suit every personality and they didn't have a problem with everybody dressing the same.

These shoes rock because they're full of personality. These unique converse-style shoes from Gotham City Online, called 24FS Andy Jenkins Hi Fabric Sneakers, come in just black. I probably wouldn't be reviewing them if they came in godawful fruity-pebbles hues that seem to be popular with American kids.

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It's rare to find unique clothing with artistic embellishments like these shoes. Kinda reminds me of dark chocolate cake delicately embroidered with white chocolate drizzel. Fo' shizzle...

Unless you're a total fashion nincompoop, these shoes will go with almost any clothing style. Nevermind the fact they're only available in mens sizes. They would look equally sexy on emo girls as emo boys, if not a little more appropriate. But since when do we care about appropriate???!

Remember boys and girls, you have to be seen to be scene--these could be the coolest shoes you will ever be seen in. And they would make an exquisite addition to any style-minded emo kid's wardrobe.

Dont buy them all, leave a pair for me would you??


Reader Comments (124)

hot shoes... can i lick em?
them shoes kick ass I want a pair :P
xx
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlaura
uh...i think they suck, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. but i like my pinstripe converse better
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered Commenteryllek
Pinstripe Converses? I want pics!
June 21, 2006 | Registered CommenterMerely Human
orgasmic.
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered Commentersammy
I think the shoes are fuckin' hott. I want a pair!
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered Commenternikki
those are kik aZz....

NO WAIT
their KILLERRRRRRR
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterHOPeXxLiSS
awwww!

lol those are actually cute!

<3
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterjacqueline
OOOooo!!!! Me like-y. I have a sweet pair of fruity pebble orange Chuckverses on at the moment.
June 21, 2006 | Registered CommenterSickMoshBro
they look like scribble flowers...
sweet!
[kelli<3]
June 21, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterKelli
pretty
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterdanny
Wowies, nice shoes, I've got a pair of converse extra high tops that have a design similar to that on 'em. How dhewdy, -x-<3
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterB.r.a.c.k.e.n
Your right! They ARE Bitchin'! I love them.
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterAlicia
Like, I NEED a pair of those shoes, although i have to say, there not that much different. You need them in pink, then they'll be rad :)
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterHarlequin girl
crazy love <3
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterKiSSkIssBaNGbAng
dude so fricken ON!!!
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterJay Jay
they look awesome
MUST
GET
THEM!!! lol

sean paul is a gay fucker
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered Commenteralvarez-way
omg! they r so awsum! so differnt! i love them. nice work =)
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterchoop
Yeah I love the design. cool jimmy's
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered Commentersausagedog
not bad but do they come in emale-o style???
June 22, 2006 | Unregistered CommentereMo♠♥♠

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