The First Emo Makeover Is Ready... At Last
Saturday, October 29, 2005 at 04:30AM Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for has arrived...
Welcome to the first ever emo makeover. This is the very first in a long line of exclusive fashion treatments to come. As you will soon see, we tranformed a star kinkos employee who wears pens in his ear into a bona-fide emo boy.
To his credit, our subject was extraordinarily cooperative. Unfortunately, we had to discard about 95% of our camera shots for various reaons. Those will be archived and uploaded at a later date for your enjoyment. The makeover took a lot more effort than we anticipated, and everything that could go wrong did, to include matters too personal in nature to share here.
Not exactly the definitive work on how to dress emo, but I'd imagine it will make you feel better about yourselves. Here it goes...
...Ooooh... sexier by the minute. We could almost stop here...
Does your room look like this? Then you've found the right place to while away your time online...
Housten, we are a no-go...
Now the emo look is complete.
While we were originally content to simulate the appearance of self-loathing through proprietary camera tricks a superior acting skills, we fully expect that genuine feelings of that nature are beginning to catch up to him as this makeover goes live.
One Down, Many More to Go
How many lives must we destroy before we are finished here? I think the answer lays somewhere in the viscinity of x10,550x. Below this article I have provided a way for you to spread the emo gospel to your friends and minions. If you're as emo as you say you are, you will use it to bring fresh meat into the cult and advance our evil purposes. Btw, I've heard hilarious accounts of someone printing this out and bringing it to work with them. Just a thought.
Reader Comments (369)
:-O
Sorry dude - you looked better as a non-poser.
i'm out.
xXx <3 xXx
Then, we'll talk..
sweet... anyone who agrees with me should leave a coment that bashes this god forsaken website
later dudes... sam
if you wana know what real 'emo' is VISIT MY SITE !!!
niki xxx
Also, they're My Chemical Romance tees, psht guys, my chemical romance is awesome! & who cares if MCR are classed as "emo", they still produce really great music.
So as you see, theres nothing wrong with Emo's. They are, who they fucking god damn are.
Absolutely SHIT! Emo Hair, it needs to be straighter and longer... He Needs Glasses To :) well he doesnt NEED It would just look better :)
Hmm... Lalalaaa! <3