Emo Kid Needs Your Help With Band Name
Saturday, March 11, 2006 at 07:36PM This just in from SickMoshBro:
"I HAVE A BAND. AND I NEED YOUR HELP, EMO KIDS OF AMERICA. HELP ME COME UP WITH A SUPER RADICAL BAND NAME FOR US. I'LL CHOOSE THE ONE THAT IS THE BEST. PLEASE, KIDS I NEED YOUR HELP!!!! POST YOUR IDEAS!!!! Oh, and make sure you contribute to the emo collage. this website is awesome!!!! You are my only friend, Barely Human. "
thanks,
the guitarist aka SickMoshBro
It's Merely Human, not Barely Human. Maybe the difference is only obvious to me...
I gotta say, stuff like this always gets my creative juices flowing like a deft stab to the jugular. Already I have some ideas for you SickMoshBro, and between all of us there's no way we can't think up a totally terrific name for your band. One last thing, SickMoshbro, would you mind telling us more about your bands musical style. Some thoughts on what makes you different from other bands in your class or genre would be helpful.
Merely Human
Ok, listen up. This is an important update for you because I've decided to do something unheard of...
Whomoever Comes Up With the Best Band Name Get's A Free Present From Me.
This is goes way beyond written kudos from me and a big pubic "thank you." This is something I will pay for out of the goodness of my heart and have shipped your doorstep if your band name submission gets chosen. And don't worry, I won't send you a bomb because you completely out-did my own band name submissions.
Now why would I do something like this for a silly little website? I don't know what possessed me. The idea just occurred to me and it sounded like fun.
Ok, I'll give you a hint: The gift is something I personally own (4 of), that draws ego-gratifying comments wherever I go, and is made by a singularly talented invididual. This thing is sooo awesome, somebody else has to experience it besides me. And that somebody is whoever dreams up the winning name for compatriot SickMoshBro's new band.
As soon as SickMoshBro informs me that a band name has been chosen from the submissions, I'll post pictures of the winner's new booty for all to see.
Reader Comments (361)
I'm sooooo sorry, MERELY Human. My brain was thinking Merely, my fingers were thinking Barely. Either way, you still rawk!
Our sound is like indie/hard-rock/emotive with a funk-y twist to get the little scene kids dancing. It sounds so generic, but trust me we have a "different" sound. AND WE DESPERATELY NEED YOUR HELP ON COMING UP WITH THE GREATEST BAND NAME EVER.
Hopefully soon we'll have some jammers on a Myspace music page. Then our songs could speak for themselves. But first, we need a name.
Post your band names and hater comments accordingly.
Love you guys,
xSickxMoshxBrox
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i dunno i need to hear the band, is it light hearted or more of a downer...
I would use it, but don't have a band at the moment.
Kelp.
Keep posting. We're loving this shit.
ne 1 lend me sum mascarer man im not dark enough man freedom of expression we r no differnt
the best
PANDA !!!!!!!!!!!
or
Famous Mortemir and the wacky malaria
Or
cross my heart and hope to die
*Halo Effect
*Buzzkill Addiction
*Instinct
*Sound Diet
*Moonshot
*The Plaintiffs
*Bloodbath Manifesto
*Control Room
*Oral Art
*Muthertrucker
*Pure
Please kids, no more band names involving the word "sandwich".
seriously.....wow.
loss, XxAlwaysxX, Blood stained vans, Heart 2 Heart, humidity of ones heart... these are all i can think of...sorry:(
Love Always,
Corey Waldrep
love,
nicole
aka
xRedxMemoriesx
standing on a burden
the downers
prozac warriors
sos to the world
black and red nails
silver field
drive like the best
burning news
the blacktop kids
10 cent return