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Emo Porn

You probably have to be over 18 to read this. You're over 18, right? I thought so.

Among the millions of websites with pornographic content out there, there are countless ones dedicated to military studs, interracial sex, intergenerational sex. If you look hard enough, you can even find a handful of twink sites (young looking, legal boys having sex), but there's no emo porn in sight!

Yesterday I was talking with a man who runs a family of gay porn sites. While discussing finer points of butt sex, it occurred to me that an emo-specific porn site would kick some serious ass. What could be hotter than hot young emo boys making out without their clothes on?

Components of a Killer Emo Porn Site

 
Ok, first of all, a site dedicated to emo porn would have to deviate from the typical adult website site. Emo porn would need an artsy flair that sets it apart from mainstream pornography. We can't let ourselves become conformists all of a sudden, can we? Here's some more ideas.

  • Black & White photo sets of boys with boys, boys with girls, and girls with girls.
  • Overwhelming bicurious tension between models
  • Lovy dovey diary reading and poetry exchanges to turn up the heat before getting it on.
  • The obligatory red rose making an appearance on some youthful lads tummy
  • Pants so tight the models have difficulty taking them off, and take a long time doing so (oooooh....hot)
  • Discreet encounters behind the local coffeshop... ok now I'm getting carried away, but you get the idea.

The Pornographer Down the Street


Chip is a gay-flavored pornographer. He runs a family of the most popular adult entertainment sites featuring 18+ gay boys online. And not only is Chip a pornographer, but he's a massage therepist, original thinker and all-around aweome guy to know. Definately not the kind of sleazy character you'd equate with porn. Then again, most people who work in the adult entertainment industry aren't. Hard to imagine I know.

Let's make Poetry...

 
I could pitch the idea to this guy or maybe I'll start such a site. Or at least I could start some solo "artistic nudes" of hot emo kids in my area. Purely business of course. Which reminds me, I need more pictures of hot emo boys so I can launch the house of emo photo gallery this century. If you've got pictures, or if you're a good looking emo boy over 18, lives near Sacramento CA, and you don't mind selling your body for cash, get in touch with me at: houseofemo (at) gmail (dot) com.

Lol.

Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 03:32AM by Registered CommenterMerely Human in | Comments228 Comments

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Reader Comments (228)

And for said emo porn project, will you be needing a video editor mayhaps?
December 1, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew
Looks like I won't, lol!
December 6, 2006 | Registered CommenterMerely Human
perverts!!!!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterme
haha emo porn would be great.lol
December 6, 2006 | Unregistered Commentersierraxthexstrange
Drat! Back to the drawing board...
December 7, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew
wow thats....interesting LOL shot
December 8, 2006 | Unregistered Commentermisery_bitch
cool!!!!!!! dat is a fuking gd idea. well that's my scul media assignment sorted then. :D
December 13, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter*stillsearchin*
lol! cool idea! i guess thatz my media project sorted then.
December 13, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter**stillsearchin**
can i have the address when it launches?!....gay emo boys...*drool*
December 15, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterbasilxthexemo
i wish i lived in CA. damn.
December 17, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterhardlyart
Sure, VIP Access all around when it launches... (disclaimer) if you're legal. ;)
December 17, 2006 | Registered CommenterMerely Human
dooo it!!!
December 18, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterkeilani
Hm, interesting.
I'd love a link also. =]
When, or if, the site launches, that is.
December 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRosie
Serouisly, dooo it!
There are tons of people who'd flip for that type of stuff.
And... uhh... Yeah. Please&Thankyou.
December 23, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterErika Lynn
doooooooo ittttttttt!!!
what have you got to lose, besides your virginity! LOL......
December 24, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterZia_ladyemo
Nope, I don't even have that to lose.

So I guess it's on... in manner of speaking.
December 25, 2006 | Registered CommenterMerely Human
Dude, I got fucked by an emo dude and it was the most liberating exprience I've ever had. Ever since, I've been looking for straight emo porn, but it's so hard to find. More power to you!
December 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterSasa
ey....thats a fukig gd idea u should do it!!! tell me where to sign up? i'm there
December 29, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterRoxy
hey! i think the emo porn is a great idea. i would really love to see something that is very dramatic and something i can relate to. keep up the good work!
January 5, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterEmo girl
this is the best idea i've heard in a long time.<br>can i model?
January 5, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterJames

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